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He can be seen wearing a t-shirt featuring the Wright Brothers and the Mario Brothers, referencing how Bill & Ted's opponents, Lewis & Clark, were portrayed by Rhett & Link, who also portrayed the Wright Brothers in Mario Bros vs Wright Bros.You can't be starting with Lewis and Clark.

Along with Bill, Ted is the sixth/seventh rapper associated with time-travel.

So we offer you peace with these resplendent medallions,Īnd we claim this battle for the Wyld Stallyns! Trivia Lewis, and I don't want to be rude,īut spoiler alert: You totally kill yourself, dude! Rescue bodacious babes, and get back for detention! You rode a river one direction we travel four dimensions, He's right, dude! We don't have to take this kind of abuseįrom some Paul Bunyan dudes in potato sack shoes! Or you'll discover your Corps most triumphantly stomped! Verse 2:

Why don't you go back to exploring Napoleon's old swamps? They woulda stopped you in Dakota! They should totally Sioux! They should have let the baby lead and put you in the papoose!Īnd if those native dudes knew what white dudes were gonna do,

We're quick when we spit like Billy the Kid with his guns,Īnd you'll be verbally kicked in the nut- Sacagawea puns! That's my stepmom, Ted! Let's keep it excellent between us,Īnd show these Boy Scouts how it goes in San Dimas! I've heard better insults drop from Socrates' anus! The pair makes a wild run across history in search of help for their presentation, bringing Napoleon Bonaparte, Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Ludwig van Beethoven, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Abraham Lincoln to the present to give their report in a "show-and-tell" format and successfully pass their History class.īill's mom is hot, but that joke was most heinous. Due to them nearly flunking History, the two must make a presentation and get a passing grade in order to stay together and therefore continue their band, so Rufus lends them his phone-booth time-machine, similar in appearance to the TARDIS from the Doctor Who franchise. Unbeknownst to him and Bill, Rufus, an observer from the future San Dimas, perceives a serious threat to the culture of his era, as the small garage band holds a godlike status in his time. Logan plans to ship Ted off to Oates Military Academy in Alaska if he does not improve his grades. Disappointed by his son's lackadaisical ways and poor History grade, Capt. Preston, he would rather focus on his music than his studies. Like his best friend and bandmate Bill S. Jonathan "John" Logan and the older brother of Deacon Logan. Ted is the son of working-class police officer Capt. He was portrayed by Canadian actor Keanu Reeves. He is one of the two central characters in the Bill & Ted film franchise. Theodore "Ted" Logan is a high school student and resident of San Dimas, California.